Bryan: I got you a really creative Valentine's Day gift this year. Maybe the most creative ever.
Me: Really?
Bryan: Yeah. Only one problem though. I think it says, "Happy Anniversary."
Me: Hey, no big deal. The wrong greeting on a card, I can deal with that.
Bryan: Umm, no, really. It SAYS, "Happy Anniversary."
Me: (suspiciously) Do you mean it's engraved, "Happy Anniversary"?
Bryan: (brow furrowed, nodding quickly) "Mmm-hmmm."
He also hinted that I could "sort of" eat or drink this alleged gift. I can't wait to find out what I could "sort of" eat that could also be engraved. Should clear up that iron deficiency.
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2:43 a.m.....you really shouldn't be lacking sleep over your Valentine's/Anniversary gift....he he.....BTW, looking on ups.com this morning, the following message appeared, so you may be getting it in August afterall. THE PACKAGE WAS DAMAGED IN TRANSIT. UPS WILL NOTIFY THE SENDER WITH THE DETAILS;ALL MERCHANDISE DISCARDED. UPS WILL NOTIFY THE SENDER WITH DETAILS OF THE DAMAGE . Nice work....hmmmmm. Oh and there is no iron to speak of in the item. 8-)
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